Monday, April 4, 2011

Fables + Blanche De Chambly + Roedelius


Fables #102













Fables #103














Blanche De Chambly














Roedelius













When all is said and done, and the last issue of Bill Willingham's Vertigo series, Fables, has hit the stands, every comics critic and blogger is going to declare it a masterwork, and a landmark and so on and so on. And they'd be right. However, currently at issue 103 (having recently passed the huge 100 issue mark) conventional wisdom says that Fables is currently travelling through a valley, and is in search of a new peak to ascend. However, I think this parrotted view among online comics journalists is merely a comparative response, brought about by all that has come before the current collection of arcs (post-Adversary). Fables was such a consistently awesome series leading up to, and through the war with the Adversary, that the arcs dealing with the aftermath of this conflict, and the setting up of a new one, have suffered by comparison. But really, they are no less awesome, and I've been pretty annoyed with the 3 star reviews and sighs of "meh" that have been greeting each monthly issue of Fables. Fuck all that noise. It's still kicking major ass and The Dark Man is no slump in the world-conquering villain department, so everyone needs to stop checking their Fair Weather reports and get back on the bandwagon.

The latest Fables arc, getting set up in these 2 issues, at once feels totally novel, and yet also like a no-brainer. As the displaced fables rally for war against the Dark Man from their headquarters at The Farm, resident comic nerd, Pinocchio has had the bright idea to harness the cultural mythology of super hero funny books, and assemble a select group of fables into a Justice League-style super team. With this deceptively simple and clever new plot thread, Willingham gets to move the story forward in a potentially action-packed manner, while also plumbing under the surface of his mediums signature mode. I'm really excited by the prospect of seeing how a Fables "super team" plays out, and I think it makes perfect sense that Willingham would eventually get around to tackling this conceit. After all, the super heroes that have largely defined the comics medium are our own modern fables, and while the main series has primarily drawn from the rich well of fairytales past, it makes sense that the Fables series would eventually collide with our modern equivalents. I'm hoping that Willingham eventually blends Urban Myths and Legends into Fables as well, introducing us to the lonely alligator that lives in the sewers beneath New York, or expose the sick and twisted love affair between The Babysitter and The Man Upstairs.

Ok, so Fables is still kicking ass and it's not merely treading water or just "good" as the internet would have you believe, but what do I drink and listen to while reading it, you ask?
I gotcha covered.

Any of the unique and challenging beers of Quebec brewery, Unibrou are a perfect fit for the Fables reading experience. In particular, Blanche De Chambly, with it's effervescent character and old-world style, compliments Fables deft wit and clever blend of old fairytale characters and sometimes even ancient legends with modern storytelling sensibilities. Drinking a Blanche De Chambly in a tall goblet is an ideal transportive beverage while reading about the adventures of Snow White, Sleeping Beauty and kingdoms from alternate, literary realms. With this I would pair the music of German avant noise/electronic music pioneer, Hans-Joachim Roedelius.

Roedelius (now in his late 70's and still touring! I saw him two years ago) is one of the hugely influential musicians who defined the era of "Krautrock" having formed and played in bands such as Neu!, Harmonia and Cluster. But it's some of Roedelius' solo recordings that I think particularly fit with a cold Blanche De Chambly in one hand, and a copy of Fables in the other. His records, Jardin Au Fou and Lustwandel incorporate the soundscapes and composition-styles of classical, even baroque music and filter them through Roedelius' experimental approach to electronic music (which is still being copied by buzz bands to this day). His song "Rue Fortune" (from Jardin Au Fou) features martial drumming and a sweeping melody that invokes the heroic deeds of some stoic prince. This simple, but stirring melody is paired with a fucked up wobbly organ that feels like a bunch of carnival freaks taunting that same hero I just mentioned. It all works quite well when your eyes are drinking in the fairytale world of Fables and your liver is soaking up the almost champagne-y effervescence of a cold Blanche De Chambly.


You're welcome!

Johnny Ryan + Miller High LIfe + "Tastebuds" by King Khan and BBQ Show

Comic Book Holocaust by Johnny Ryan












New Character Parade also by Johnny Ryan












A case of Miller High Life












"Tastebuds" by King Khan and BBQ Show (along with everything they've ever recorded)









Used to be, the only time I ever read Johnny Ryan was in the back of a Vice magazine while sitting on the toilet taking a shit, and I pretty much thought that was the perfect way to enjoy him. Turns out, as good as that was, there's an even better way!

I'd say I became an actual Johnny Ryan fan with his Prison Pit series (currently in 2 feces and jizz-soaked volumes). Prison Pit features a wrestler-alien-degenerate musclehead character who is deposited in a prison underworld and proceeds to beat, murder and fuck his way through an assortment of hilarious creatures who want nothing more than to beat, murder and fuck him right back. Prison Pit (and basically everything Ryan has ever drawn) feels like the notebook doodlings of a stoner metal-head kid who is failing his easiest class (Communications) in a Michigan high school in 1981, only expanded and pushed to conclusions that are way beyond any burnouts limited attention span. It takes about 10 minutes to read each volume of Prison Pit, so about 2 beers and half a High On Fire record to put it in Comic Book Castle time. When you're done you're left with laugh-tears in your eyes and a hankering to crack another beer and start all over again.

Prions Pit is wicked, but I'm here to talk about Ryan's latest 2 abominations, the newest volume of his Comic Book Holocaust series and New Character Parade, a very similar collection of 12-panel strips devoted to exploring issues of race, sexual politics, culture and the human condition. Well more like racial jokes, rape jokes, calling other famous cartoonists faggots (graphic novelists, excuse me) , and lots and lots of poop. From one page to the next, your eyes will be assaulted with images of people skating on turds, women getting off on chainsaw blades, dudes raping pulverized corpses and the Sub-Mariner forcing a man to fuck an octopus at gunpoint. And you will love every minute of it.

As I tore through these hillarious pages, I listened to 2 albums by Canadian treasures, King Khan and BBQ Show, a fuzzy-as-fuck garage rock duo (sadly no more) that I never get tired of and that I knew would go perfectly with Ryan's loose and informal scribblings of dicks and sloppy pussies. Specifically, the song "Tastebuds" when playing behind some of the more perverted strips in these books practically transported me to the fuck rooms of ancient Rome, only filled with poo-covered half-wits rubbing themselves. "Tastebuds" imagines the possibilites of having olfactory senses in our genitals. Here's the chorus, which gets repeated like 10 times and will stick in your brains forever:

Tastebuds on my cock
Let me love you baby around the clock
Tastebuds on your cunt
So you can lick my booty from the front

Tastebuds on your shit

So you can taste a nugget on my prick

Tastebuds on my nuts

So I can taste up inside your butt


Okay, you've got 2 Johnny Ryan books with over a 100 pages of Persistent Juvenitis, you've got King Khan and BBQ rocking the fucking out, but what kind of beer do you drink with that? Well, any of course, but I wouldn't waste a nice hoppy IPA that costs 14 bucks a case on a night of dick and shit and dicks-dipped-in-shit jokes. Miller High Life, with it's unchallenging flavour and general lack of character or imagination is the perfect, light, easy-chugging beer to pair with the above. When I was in highschool, we used to drink it simply because it was called High Life, and we were always high and the name alone would make us giggle. In fact now that I think of it, I would also recommend smoking a joint while reading Comic Book Holocaust and New Character Parade. Occasionally dope can fuck up a good comic reading session, clouding your thoughts and shorting out the wires in your brain that are needed to process the unique storytelling structure. A comic by someone like Grant Morrisson or Warren Ellis can be totally ruined by getting high, making it impossible to follow their mind-fuckery. But with Johnny Ryan, I'd say a joint wouldn't hurt a bit. People have been laughing at shit and genitalia since the caveman days and a little THC isn't going to get in the way of that most primal of entertainments.

Here's Tastebuds:
07 Tastebuds by dannyonions

You're welcome.

Sunday, April 3, 2011

The 3 Things

Welcome.

The idea for Comic Book Castle has been gestating within my hedonistic, escapist brain for quite a while now. Practically every time I'm sitting in my living room enjoying my favourite past time, I ask myself, "Do others live this good? Do I alone benefit from the particular alchemy that occurs when these three things are combined?" And then I get the idea to put these thoughts into a blog so as to share them with others, but up until now I've been too busy enjoying myself to bother to spread the wealth.

But now, I give you Comic Book Castle: a tiny corner of the internet that I plan on filling with my instructional, self-help tips for maximizing your leisure time and expanding your mind with 3 things. Individually, these 3 things are well noted for their beneficial properties, but I have discovered that when combined in precise ways, create fucking magic!

The 3 things are:

Comic books
Beer
Music

Sounds pretty simple, right? You're probably thinking, "yeah, no shit" Well, let me say right back to you, "no shit, no shit."
But THEN let me say that I'm of course not talking about combining any comic with any mug of beer and any old song off your iTunes. Any idiot can get the idea to pick up a comic, hit shuffle on their iPod and crack a brew. But then where would you be? Reading the issue of Spider Man you keep by the toilet, listening to fucking "Wonderwall" by Oasis and sipping a Coors Lite, that's where. No, I'm talking about PRECISE pairings, thought out and designed to compliment each other and bring out the best in each. I'll be something like a wine sommelier for the duration of your stay on this blog, only a wine sommelier who prefers beer and instead of suggesting foods, will suggest face-melting psyche rock tunes to go with comics that aren't written by Geoff Johns or feature winks and nods to continuity from the 80's.

In short, I will be changing your life.
You're welcome.